Nicole Kidmans crazy Botox face is killing me

Nicole Kidman’s Botox Face is killing me. Killing me with laughter! I’ll say it again – I actually like Nicole. She used to be a wonderful actress, and she still amuses me to no end. She’s so unbelievably beautiful – or else, she would be if she would stop with the ‘Tox. Nicole is in Toronto right now – she’s promoting her work in Rabbit Hole, a film she did with Aaron Eckhart, who is in some of these photos. The film is about a married couple (Kidman and Eckhart) who are grieving after the accidental death of their son. Which is the plot of many, many movies, it seems. Grief porn. Anyway, Nicole told reporters: “I’ve nursed the film from the very beginning. I read a review of the play Rabbit Hole when it played in New York and then my company Blossom Films went after the rights. I had a sense, even before I’d seen the play, that it could be opened out from a stage play to a big screen film. I felt it very deeply. It’s about how they move on with their lives and how they connect with the people in their lives. But there’s humor there as well, it’s not all bleak.” Sounds bleak to me.

Back to the photos and Nicole’s face. Now, I have no idea what possessed the photographers to get so close to Nic’s ToxFace. But the photos – and her expressions – oh my God. Am I being too harsh? Because I did find one photo where Nicole’s forehead is something less than marble-smooth:

Of course, after excerting herself for that one photo, she might have needed a nap. Also: I still swear those aren’t her real lips, although I will give her credit for toning her sh-t down, in general. This isn’t as bad as it has been.

Here are some photos from the premiere too… in some of the photos from the premiere, Nicole is doing the hand-on-belly thing, like she’s trying to start a rumor that she’s pregnant. Oh, Nicole. Get a new move!

Nicole & Aaron on Sept. 14, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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