Linnocent is a crackie model in Milan for Philipp Plein: funny or just sad?

These are new photos of Linnocent being cracked-out in Milan, Italy. She’s there because, as we reported last week, Linnocent got a cracked-out “modeling gig” for Philipp Plein, and so she traveled to Milan to be launched as the new crack-face of the brand. This is the crack face that launched… a dip in sales? Because hiring Linnocent to be your brand ambassador is like taking out a full-page ad in every newspaper saying “If you buy my label, you’ll probably get scabies.” The photos of Linnocent in the sleeveless black, full-length gown are from the Milan AmFar benefit. The photos where she’s wearing the black dress with the spiked cap sleeves are from her photo call “introduction” as the crack-face of the brand.

It’s amazing to me that Linnocent was able to swing this gig – and that in between sucker-punching and throwing drinks and getting wasted and causing scenes at New York Fashion Week, she was actually managing to hustle up a job. And at the end of the day… it’s probably smart that Linnocent is in Milan right now. Her dealer/enabler/boyfriend/john is probably ignoring her because his wife is town. It’s best for her to be in another city, looking for new “clients”.

Don’t you love how dirty she looks? And I mean “dirty” in the “she hasn’t bathed in weeks” way. I also love her “I’m a sexy model” face – she’s messed up her face so badly with injections and surgery and drugs, so now when she tries to pout and give the cameras a “come hither” look, she really just looks like a 40-something hooker who will take you to a back alley and rob you while her pimp beats you with a baseball bat. And by “pimp” I mean “Dina”.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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