Demi Moore is insane, wont even admit to dyeing her hair

Oh, Demi. You fraud. I work hard to keep my feelings about Demi at an even keel, just because I don’t want to believe she’s the devil, but she keeps doing and saying things that drive me up the wall. Demi gave an interview to this week’s Hello Magazine and this bitch wouldn’t even admit to… get this… DYEING HER HAIR. Are you kidding me? Demi denying the plastic surgery is one thing, but to deny dyeing your hair?!? Here are the highlights from one of Demi’s most delusional interviews (and that’s saying something):

When asked how Demi stays looking so young, she answers “Fun time with my husband… I think it’s also sharing a quality life with someone where I know that I have someone who loves me not just for who I am, but all the things that I’m not. He embraces my imperfections and that gives me a greater sense of courage and ability to be a great risk-taker.”

Demi on her hair: “I don’t dye my hair, but I do have a few grey hairs that I pluck out.”

On Twitter: “There is a direct contact and there’s comfort, because you’r in control of what’s being put out there. If I’m going to have a humiliating or unattractive photo, I would rather be in on the joke and post it myself.”

How did Demi look so “amazing” at the Oscars? “Trust me, it’s a team. That particular day is really kind of a magical effort of a great group coming together to make it all work to its highest good.

Is there a secret to your eternal youth? “Well, you know, the reality of it is I’ve aged. I certainly don’t look the same as I did in my 20s or 30s. I think that it’s important to come from the inside out and that we wear our joy and our happiness and our beauty when the inside is radiating that. And then, of course, you have to take care of yourself. You can’t abuse yourself, you eat well – all of those things that we all know. There really isn’t any particular secret and, trust me, I obsess and look in the mirror and occasionally say, “Where’s that little strap that I can hang around my neck that says, ‘Help my face is falling and I can’t get up’?”

[From Hello Magazine, print edition]

Barf. How much longer will Demi be trying to sell this bullsh-t? Seriously? On some level, I understand why Demi lies, lies, lies away about her plastic surgery. I’m sure she’s embarrassed, maybe, and she overcompensates by selling us this happy horsesh-t about how we can have a new face too if only we just believe. But to be so f-cking delusional that she thinks we’ll buy that she doesn’t dye her hair? Granted, she doesn’t dye it funky colors, and she sticks with the jet black dye very consistently, so it’s not like she has monster roots or something. But still, I know her hair is a dye job, and who really gives a crap? Why even lie about something so idiotic?

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